Plot twist: The tears in Dumbledore’s eyes when seeing the doe patronus were tears of pity. What he was really trying to say with, “After all this time?” is “Dude you haven’t let it go yet?” The memory faded out before we could realize.
"After all this time?”
"Always," said Snape.
"Severus, it’s been years. Get a girlfriend. Please."
i love this more then i really should
JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
is this how christian couples takes baths together
I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….
straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives
no homo couple’s bathtub
I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via wordsnquotes) Via green is not a creative colo(u)r
Imagine Hannibal Lector going down a slide and not once breaking eye contact w/ you.
I’m picturing a spiral slide, so he has to whip his head dramatically to keep eye contact
Word count in the HP Series:
Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227
Word count in the LOTR Series:
The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462
This changed me
this is going to come in handy one day…
World cup as the hunger games, waiting to see who will win the world cup!!!!
OH MY GOD WOW SOMEONE TOOK THE TIME TO MAKE THIS LIKE….. THANK YOU
Via green is not a creative colo(u)r
AHAHA i had so much fun with this ;;_;;\ i’m embarrassed about how much i enjoyed doing this…
messing w/ original/final frozen designs with chubby!anna (who i’ve seen on here before i think??), elsa with more of her fathers/angular features, and idk what i was doing w/ kristoff but he turned out cute so \m/
ohhhh this is good, this is really good
Via Resolved for my life to wear a funeral suit
To me, this is one of the most disturbing pro-life arguments: that consent to one particular act equals consent to another.
If you consent to making out with your partner and they pressure you to have sex, it is rape. If you consent to sex using a condom and your partner does not use one, it is rape. If you consent to oral sex and your partner pressures you into intercourse, it is rape.
Consent to one act is not consent to another. Consent is freely given, not out of fear or circumstance. Consent is a continuous yes that can be revoked at any time.
The argument that consent to sex equals consent to pregnancy is creepy rape apologist nonsense that betrays complete ignorance of what consent is and how it works. Please stop.