what if levi doesn’t spin on purpose what if he’s just a big fucking spazz who can’t hold shit properly
humanity’s swiftest trainwreck
The man who will lead us to victory, ladies and gentlemen.
Pushing Daisies (2007) || Hannibal (2013)
imagine if both columns belonged to the same show which progressively became darker and darker over the years
STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
Via If I'm Gonna Die, I'm gonna Die Comfortable.
stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals or what’s left of them anyway
- i’ll actually respond to your text
- you can literally kiss me whenever you want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
- we can hold hands
- butt touches
- cuddles? ? ? yes good
- i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
- we can eat pizza togethercuddl
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.
Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT
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Shout out to Carlos Benavides, the coffee guy for the animators of Disney’s Frozen
You go, Carlos.
new life goal